*celebrity nudes leak*
how is this even a thing
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.